Hi honey, we’re home! Site editor James Diamond is back from holiday and can’t wait to recommend the best films on terrestrial TV this week. God knows what you did last week without our guidance. We hope you didn’t actually try and talk to anyone.
Jim Carrey pulls off the archetypal ‘comic actor in semi-serious role’ with aplomb in Peter Weir’s film about a man who has unwittingly spent his entire life as the star of a reality TV show. Then again, I’m sure you’ve all seen this already, so as a bonus today I also recommend the Pedro Almodovar film Talk to Her (Film4, 0.55am) on behalf of the podcast’s resident Spanish cinema expert, Gerry McAuley. He had this to say about it in his 2002 Decade in Film piece:
On the face of it, Hable con Ella is a pretty odd film. It centres on the solitude and inner turmoil of two men who bond over the beds of the female coma victims who they care for, the gradual entanglement of their lives – whilst in parallel the events leading up to the film’s present are slowly unravelled in flashbacks. There is a quiet power to the film which draws the viewer into this world so deeply that it is impossible to forget. Essentially, old Pedro tests how far he can push an audience (again), this time in terms of how much you’re willing to forgive because you like someone. I often say this about foreign films on the podcast but THIS IS WHAT CINEMA IS ABOUT. Tremendous performances, a director whose vision is so clear and whose skill is so well-developed that they are able to interweave symbolism and narrative to devastating effect, a story which engages throughout and an exploration of wider themes and societal issues without being preachy or ever failing to entertain.
Tuesday 11th June – Cube (Horror Channel, 9pm)
A cult classic from 1997, Cube is a cunningly simple low-budget sci-fi/horror film that delivers in spades. Six strangers awake to find themselves in maze constructed of a seemingly infinite number of cubes, each with its own deadly boobytraps and puzzles. The strangers must work together and use their unique skill sets to escape, and find out why they were chosen. Not for the faint-hearted.
Wednesday 12th June – Con Air (BBC3, 9pm)
There was a time in the nineties when Nicolas Cage was the best, and most unlikely, action hero working in Hollywood. He was a new breed of action star who didn’t solely rely on physique or a funny accent, but could actually, you know, ‘act’. Con Air is my personal favourite of this era (narrowly edging out The Rock and Face/Off), also featuring some entertaining performances from John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi, and John Cusack.
“Put the bunny back in the box”.
Thursday 13th June – A Knight’s Tale (Film4, 6.25pm)
Some films charm you despite all their ingredients being completely wrong. For me, this is one of those films. Written and directed by Brian Helgeland (who wrote the screenplays for Mystic River, Man on Fire, and L.A. Confidential) it stars Heath Ledger (before we started taking him seriously) as a peasant squire who cons his way into medieval jousting tournaments as a nobleman, with an uber-anachronistic Queen and Robbie Williams soundtrack. It’s actually a lot of fun, and Paul Bettany is an absolute star as a young pre-fame Chaucer.
Friday 14th June – The Breakfast Club (BBC2, 11.05pm)
Much like Owen Hughes will always find a zombie and/or Jean-Claude Van Damme film to recommend, I can’t help myself when a John Hughes film turns up on television, and this is the pinnacle of not only his films, but teen films in general.
Saturday 15th June – Superman (5USA, 12pm)
Richard Donner’s take on the ‘Man of Steel’ is one of the great comic book film adaptations, and sets a very high bar for Zak Snyder’s Man of Steel (released this weekend). Christopher Reeve was a virtual unknown when cast, and apparently modeled his performance on Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby. Gene Hackman co-stars as one of cinemas great villains, Lex Luthor. You can catch Superman II at 6.25pm on the same channel, although its hugely different comic tone feels odd after the seriousness and grandeur of the original. You could always try and get a copy of the Richard Donner cut though.
Sunday 16th June – Valhalla Rising (BBC2, 11.30pm)
If you stay up to watch this before having to get up early for work the next morning, don’t blame me for any nightmares or general sense of mental anguish you experience. Reviews from Cannes suggest that director Nicolas Winding Refn’s Only God Forgives features only 17 lines spoken by its star Ryan Gosling, and this film proves Refn has previous in this area. Valhalla Rising is the story of a mute viking warrior (played by my current acting crush Mads Mikkelsen) who starts off as a slave and ends up quite literally dragging everyone around him to a dark and violent hell. Pure art-house action and violence.