Ow yow doin’, ar kid? Y’am oroight, ay ya? Bostin’! This bonus triple bill episode has the dubious honour of being our first ever podcast recorded live in person without the aid of Skype. Owen Hughes, Tony Black and Andrew Brooker went all the way to a pub in Birmingham to record 70 minutes worth of bonus content just for the Hell of it.
Alcohol was consumed and a quiet corner in a lovely little boozer was found. The fact that the Six Nations then kicked off and the Failed Critics were soon surrounded by a cacophony of noise, whilst being stared at by the barmaid for not ordering any drinks for an hour and a half, is by the by.
A short opening 5 minutes or so of slightly-tipsy chatter aside, the format is much the same as usual. There’s a What We’ve Been Watching segment, where Tony gives us his take on the first five Resident Evil films, Brooker rewatches Peter Berg’s Deepwater Horizon in preparation for Patriots Day, and Owen categorically states that yes, Shallow Grave is indeed a film.
The show is rounded off with a triple bill of our completely new ideas for films that would be guaranteed to win an Oscar. Paraplegics, Nazi Germany, political biopics, and, um, a touch of bestiality: the works! All of our ideas are of course copyright of Failed Critics – just in case you’re reading this, Harvey Weinstein.
We’ll be back to normal (and much improved sound quality) for the 250th episode special, due out next week.
by Paul Field (@pafster)
Depeche Mode: Alive in Berlin a film by Anton Corbijn. That sounds decent right, and if you’re a fan of the band, bed wettingly exciting times. Corbijn has had creative control of the bands imagery and videos for years and produced some amazing work, most people will remember the Enjoy The Silence and Personal Jesus videos. Film types will know Control, The American (with George Clooney) & the late Philip Seymour Hoffman leads in his latest. A Most Wanted Man.
Watching the trailer for Alive in Berlin, I saw some fan interview clips…”How many times have you seen them live” is asked of one girl, “oh..fourteen times….this year”. Yeah, they can be quite obsessive, even me, I flew to Nice to see the warm-up gig for this tour. But that clip turns out to be pretty much it, a few questions to a few fans. Nicholas Abrahams on the other hand in his 2008 film, The Posters Came From The Walls explored the history and devotion of DM fans all over the world, their significance behind the iron curtain is fascinating. A quite remarkable and heart warming film that sadly, you’ll probably never get to see (put it this way, I had to arrange a screening via a local properly licensed film society, I still have that copy….)
But Posters has no concert film, so Corbijns film will deal with fans, the band & will present the amazing live show…….
Lets pause and go back for more history, this has been done before. Legendary film-maker D.A.Pennebaker shot a truly cinematic documentary film in 1989’s 101. This was genius, they ran and filmed a competition for fans to travel in a tour bus and go to gigs culminating in the band performing their 101’st gig of the tour at the enormous Pasadena Rose Bowl. A truly wonderfully funny trip, fantastic backstage footage of the band and the bands most iconic live performance ever. If you want to see a proper music feature documentary, this is the best ever made.
So finally we turn to Alive In Berlin. A 5 disc set….. 5 flippin discs, this is crazy levels of content. Okay, so the audio is presented on 2 CD’s, that’s fine….what else have we here. The concert on DVD…good, good, still two more discs. The concert on DVD again with interview snippets at the end of the song performances. Wait…what? I’m looking for the Blu-ray, why would you present two copies of the gig (albeit with slight changes as filmed over 2 nights, but mostly the same tracks). Stop, wait…here’s the Blu-Ray. Oh… its an audio only version of the last album remastered in HD audio.
The concert DVD, both of them are utter, utter garbage. The interview segments are not even selectable on their own to skip through (they are mixed in at the end of each song), the picture quality is worse than VHS, the 5.1 mix sounds compressed to hell. The interviews themselves are boring, revealing nothing. This, people, is the most cynical cash grab I’ve seen so far. But don’t panic, if you did spend £35 on this, help is at hand. You can get a HD version of the footage by paying an additional £18 at iTunes. But not all the concert tracks, obviously…..
Online petitions have sprung up demanding a Blu-Ray release… no shit. And they will release it too. As an aside, on release day, the HD iTunes version was delayed and when I went to look at the two songs released in full HD as trailers for this, THIS CONTENT HAS BEEN REMOVED BY THE ACCOUNT HOLDER message popped up, so there’s no side by side for you of the DVD and the full HD versions. Its as if someone went into a panic at Sony and thought, what we’re advertising is not what people are getting…..
Here’s a publicity still:
…and here’s the reality: