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Best films on TV: 6th to 12th May

The best film on free-to-air television every day this week, as chosen by site editor and “film snob” (The Guardian’s Peter Bradshaw, December 2012) James Diamond

High NoonMonday 6th May – High Noon (Film4, 11am)

Not only is George Zimmerman’s western one of the finest examples of a genre with a rich and wonderful history, but Film4 are offering the opportunity to watch it in ‘real’ real-time with an eleven o’clock start that should ensure you’re treated to the fantastic showdown at a titular and quite literal ‘high noon’. Gary Cooper plays the dignified town sheriff leaving town with his new bride (Grace Kelly), until word arrives that a dangerous gang he put away are heading back to exact revenge. Screenwriter Carl Foreman was hounded out of his native United States for producing a film that many saw as an allegory of the McCarthy communist witch hunts, with John Wayne branding the film ‘unAmerican’.

More great Bank Holiday viewing available later on today with the finest Star Trek film of them all (at least until we get a good look at Star Trek Into Darkness later this month) with Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan on Film4 at 2.35pm.

Tuesday 7th May – Manhunter (ITV4, 10.30pm)

Tonight sees the start of Hannibal on Sky Living at 10pm (the new TV series based on the earlier life of Dr Hannibal Lecter starring my current actor-crush Mads Mikkelsen), and those of you with a *insert generic DVR brand* box can watch that while taping this Michael Mann thriller that first introduced the world to the intelligent and wonderfully charming serial killer and cannibal. Or you can watch it on ITV4+1. Your choice.

Wednesday 8th May – Old School (BBC3, 9pm)

I love everything about this film. Luke Wilson is the lovable loser who is cajoled into forming a fraternity to appeal to the outcasts of the university campus where he lives after leaving his cheating wife (played by the brilliant Juliette Lewis). Vince Vaughan is his best friend in a typical Vaughan performance, just before he started to become really annoying. And Will Ferrell has never been better than as the under-the-thumb husband who unleashes his inner beast when ‘Frank the Tank’ passes into college legend. Great fun.

For those after a little more class, then I’m sure the podcast’s own Gerry McAuley would recommend Pedro Almodovar’s Volver on Film4 at 1.40am. I imagine I’ll be taping it and then steadfastly not getting around to watching it for the next twelve months.

Thursday 9th May – True Lies (Film 4, 9pm)

Quite simply the last great film that either James Cameron or Arnold Schwarzenegger made. Arnie plays Harry Tasker, a secret agent who is so good at pretending to be a mild-mannered and boring salesman that the spark has completely disappeared from his marriage to his wife Helen (Jamie Lee Curtis). In true action movie fashion, he ends up having to save the world and his relationship while taking down a jet fighter with his bare hands.

Friday 10th May – Primer (Film4, 10.50pm)

Even if you’ve seen Shane Caruth’s low-budget time-travel mindfuck before, you could probably do with watching it again to get close to understanding even half of what’s going on with this incredibly complex and clever film. Reportedly the only time-travel film not to contain a single paradox, it is a ballsy science fiction that doesn’t treat its audience as idiots, but possibly makes them feel that way regardless. You’ll need this directly after watching.

Saturday 11th May – The Princess Bride (5*, 3.10pm)

When you become a parent, you start planning all the films you’re going to brainwash your children with on rainy weekend afternoons, and The Princess Bride is one of those films for me. With a very knowing performance by Peter Falk as Fred Savage’s granddad reading him the story of The Princess Bride, this film is both a celebration and parody of the adventure stories of our youth. It’s incredibly funny and quotable, with brilliant themes of true love and revenge. A truly wonderful film.

Sunday 12th May – Layer Cake (Film 4, 9pm)

It’s less than 10 years since the release of a this relatively low-budget British gangster thriller, and little did we know then that its star and director would go on to become two of Britian’s biggest exports to Hollywood. Daniel Craig had already won rave reviews in Our Friends in the North, though this was the role that gave us a glimpse of the gritty action star who would become James Bond. But it’s the rise of Matthew Vaughn that is more impressive. Starting out as Guy Ritchie’s producer on Lock Stock and Snatch, he stepped out of Mr Madonna’s shadow with this movie and never looked back, going on to become on of the most successful British directors of recent times with Stardust, Kick-Ass, and X-Men: First Class.

Failed Critics: Episode 11 – The Five-Year Engagement

Do you, dear listener, take this slightly shambolic weekly film podcast to be your lawfully-wedded background noise for your journey to work? Forsaking allother podcasts, as long as your generic MP3 player shall live?

You may now listen to FAILED CRITICS!

This week we review the new Jason Segel/Emily Blunt romantic comedy The Five-Year Engagement (including a remarkably in-depth debate on the conventions of the rom-com genre), as well as discussing our favourite documentaries in Triple Bill.

This week’s episode was recording over two nights due to crying babies and lost keys that weren’t lost. We welcomed back a fired-up Gerry to the pod, and Owen managed to get very drunk between the two recording sessions. It’s a corker!



The Failed Critic Podcast – Episode 1

After quite literally days of planning, and whole hours of work going into it – the Failed Critic podcast has arrived! We know it’s just 3 blokes who barely know each other talking about films, but we’re pretty proud of it for a first go and hope that you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoed recording it. If you think we show any promise at all, please subscribe and spread the word.

The Failed Critic Podcast – Episode 1: The Cabin in the Woods

From the studio that brought you the Born Offside Podcast: the inaugural episode of the Failed Critic podcast, featuring Steve Norman, James Diamond, and Gerry McAuley.

This week the Failed Critics discuss the horror-genre game-changer The Cabin in the Woods, and discuss the three films they could watch forever in the Desert Island Movie Triple Bill. We also have their thoughts on films as diverse as Rocky, Primer, and the yet-to-be-released God Bless America. Meanwhile Steve ensures we’ll never get Keanu Reeves as a guest, Gerry ruins any chance he ever had with Rhianna, and James predicts the year that Ron Howard’s brother dies.