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by Mike Shawcross (@Shawky1969)
Celluloid Screams plays a terrific line up from Friday 24th to Sunday the 26th of October at the Showroom Cinema in Sheffield. Boasting a strong mix of new and old films, there is also an all-night line up starting at midnight on the Saturday for all those hard core horror fans, who just can’t get enough of the genre. This is extreme cinema to say the least, in all 17 feature films and 17 short films. If that wasn’t enough there is also a collection of shorts from Astron-6, a truly exhaustive schedule and a real test of stamina!
It all starts at 7pm on the Friday with The Editor, a film by Astron-6 who are in attendance for a Q & A and will be at the festival all weekend by the looks of things. Their film is a comedy horror in the vein of the Italian Giallo films, with intentionally bad dubbing and lots of gore; sounds like a crazy film to open the festival. Rey Cisco (Adam Brooks) is editing a schlock crime thriller, when somebody starts killing the cast and crew from the film. While everyone acts suspiciously in true Giallo fashion, the evidence points to Rey and detective Porfiry (Matthew Kennedy) is convinced Cisco is the killer. The short film Timothy will play after The Editor.
The second film of the night is Housebound, directed by Gerard Johnstone. This Australian horror comedy has been getting great feedback from its previous festival showings at FrightFest and Grimm Up North. Starring Morgana O’Reilly (from of course Aussie Soap Neighbours) as Kylie, she is placed on home detention by the courts. Her crazy mother is convinced the house is haunted and soon Kylie starts to believe her mother isn’t that crazy. Followed by The Muck (Short).
The final film is at midnight and is another horror comedy, Creep. A videographer answers an advert for a one-day job in a remote mountain town, yet his client isn’t what he seems. Patrick Brice directs a story he co-wrote with Mark Duplass, with both of them also starring in the film.
And if that wasn’t enough for the opening evening, the last film is followed by two more shorts; The Gas Man and Dead Hearts.
11am on Saturday and Chocolate Strawberry Vanilla is a black comedy to start the day off with. Directed by Stuart Simpson and starring Glen Maynard and Kyrie Capri. Warren Thompson (Maynard) a lonely ice-cream van driver is obsessed with daytime soap star Katey George (Capri); how far will is obsession take him. Split (short) plays after this film.
Starry Eyes tells of a young actress, Sarah, who is struggling to get her break in Hollywood until she takes a casting call for a new film; how desperate is she to get the part? What will she exchange to join the elite of Hollywood? Alex Essoe who gives a solid performance as Sarah in a film directed by Kevin Kolsch and Dennis Widmyer. (I won’t be seeing this one again. Whilst I thought it was good, it’s not one I want to sit through again so soon.) Two shorts will be shown after Starry Eyes; The Stomach and Tuck Me In.
What We Do in the Shadows is next. Another feature and another comedy with a strong reputation from previous festivals. Directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, who both wrote the screenplay and both star in the film as well. This mockumentary follows 3 flat mates as they try to overcome the common obstacles of sharing a flat, wardrobe failures and of course paying the rent… and of course being vampires. Two shorts follow this; Mr Denton and Ghost Train.
Spring is directed by Aaron Moorhead and Justin Benson, who also wrote the screenplay. It’s a film which had a very good showing at the London Film Festival recently and sounds like a must see film. A young man with troubles flees America to Italy where he falls for a woman; yet she has a dark secret. The Jigsaw (short) is next, Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead from Spring are in attendance for a Q&A.
Brian Yuzna is the special guest of the festival and a number of films he has been involved with will be playing. He will be on hand for a Q&A after his first film Society, directed by Yuzna, starring Billy Warlock and Devin DeVasquez. This was Yuzna’s first film and many still consider this his best one. A film with a strong social commentary and a very warped sense of humour and horror. Ink is the short that will play with Society.
The all-nighter starts at midnight with Bride of Re-Animator, another of Yuzna’s directed films. Starring Jeffrey Combs as Dr. Herbert West who alongside Dr. Dan Cain (Bruce Abbott) discover how to create human life, now they just want to make the perfect woman. Baskin (short) plays after.
Maximum Overdrive, taken from the short story “Trucks” by Stephen King and directed by King himself, is the second film of the all night line-up. Starring Emilio Estevev and Pat Hingle as they fight to stay alive when all the machinery comes to life and threatens to kill them all. Two shorts, Nightsatan and The Loops of Doom are next.
Night of the Creeps, directed and written by Fred Dekker is next. The population is turning into zombies infected by an alien parasite; a group of teenagers fight back. Starring Jason Lively, Tom Atkins and Steve Marshall. With the two shorts Rotor and Flesh Computer.
The final film of the all-nighter is Killer Klowns From Outer Space directed by Stephen Chiodo. Aliens in the guise of clowns terrorize a small town in America. Only the young town members can see the danger and they soon fight back. With Dedalo (short).
11am and the Sunday schedule starts with Suburban Gothic and the shorts Emptied and Canis. Suburban Gothic, from the director of Excision, Richard Bates Jr., is a complete departure from his first film. With a superb script and a fantastic performance from Matthew Gray Gubler (Life After Beth), also starring Kat Dennings and the brilliant Ray Wise. A must see film.
Dagon is a Brian Yuzna produced film, based on the H.P. Lovecraft short stories “Dagon” and “The Shadow Over Innsmouth” with a screenplay by Dennis Paoli, Stuart Gordon is on directing duties. Paul and Barbara end up in a small Spanish fishing village after a boating accident. However, the village harbours a dark secret which Paul slowly uncovers as people start to disappear. Yuzna will give a Q&A after the short Autumn Harvest has played.
A short showcase from Astron-6 is next on the schedule.
Into the final evening and there is The ABC’s of Death 2, directed by 26 directors including Aharon Keshales, the Soska Twins and Julian Gilbey to name a few. Having just seen the first one I’m not sure where they will go or what this new bunch of directors will throw at us.
The secret film is next! Speculation is rife, Rec 4, It Follows and Tusk to name a few.
The closing film is Dead Snow 2. Director Tommy Wirkola continues from where the original story ended in Dead Snow. Martin’s day just keeps getting worse, after the events of the night, he thinks he’s escaped the Zombie Nazis; but it’s not over yet. Now Herzog has a new mission and Martin must find a way to end this nightmare for good. The sequel is bigger, bolder and I thought much funnier than the first. I’m really looking forward to seeing this again; this was one of my favourite films from this year’s FrightFest.
If that wasn’t enough – and you can still stand – there is an after festival party!
This is a fun line up with a lot of emphasis on FUN; and I have to say I’m really looking forward to attending the festival. There are a number of films I’ve not seen like Night of the Creeps, Spring, ABC’s of Death 2, The Editor and Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Whilst there’s also some I’ve not seen since the decade they were released; Maximum Overdrive, Society and Bride of Re-Animator. One thing’s for sure, it will be a laugh and a test of my film watching stamina as I said this is extreme cinema! God knows what state I will be in on Monday!